May 2013
33 posts
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
ameliaslastgoodbye:
one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe
jacklullaby:
jacklullaby:
unfollower:
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
bonapartist:
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
vondell-swain:
“mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in 29 years”
April 2013
30 posts
potties:
anyone else ever be taking a selfie on front camera and feel pretty satisfied with the situation until u press capture and it flips around to the way the world actually sees what u look like and
When my jam comes on
laugh-addict:
sle4zy:
studies show that marijuana use during pregnancy may lead to having a Chill Ass Baby
Don’t you believe in flying saucers, they ask me? Don’t you believe in...
– Isaac Asimov (1997) The Roving Mind. Prometheus Books. p.349
I feel the same way.
(via hitchhikingthegalaxy)